Georgian Classic
Tbilisi Twirl
Curled Georgian aristocrat
★★★★★4.9 (127)
₾89/day
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The Collection
Choose your legend
Curated mustaches for every occasion — from supra to Series A.
Georgian Classic
Kakheti Curves
Wine-country sophistication
★★★★★4.8 (94)
₾75/day
Georgian Classic
Rustaveli Regent
Poet-warrior elegance
★★★★★5 (56)
₾95/day
Soviet Detective
KGB Whisper
Cold-war intrigue
★★★★★4.9 (203)
₾110/day
Soviet Detective
Moscow Midnight
Film noir detective
★★★★★4.7 (178)
₾99/day
Soviet Detective
Berlin File
Interrogation room chic
★★★★★4.8 (89)
₾105/day
French Artist
Montmartre Muse
Absinthe-soaked bohemian
★★★★★4.6 (142)
₾85/day
French Artist
Left Bank Liner
Existentialist pencil-thin
★★★★★4.5 (67)
₾78/day
French Artist
Atelier Arch
Sculptural waxed handlebar
★★★★★4.8 (51)
₾92/day
Hipster Premium
Pour-Over Prophet
Third-wave temple guardian
★★★★★4.4 (312)
₾72/day
Hipster Premium
Vinyl Villain
Fixie-friendly follicles
★★★★★4.3 (245)
₾68/day
Hipster Premium
Artisanal Arch
Hand-waxed, small-batch
★★★★★4.6 (189)
₾80/day
Mafia Deluxe
Mafia Deluxe
Boardroom intimidation
★★★★★5 (421)
₾149/day
Mafia Deluxe
Godfather Gold
Wedding-offer-you-cant-refuse
★★★★★4.9 (298)
₾175/day
Mafia Deluxe
Vake Vendetta
Georgian underworld classic
★★★★★4.9 (167)
₾135/day
Startup Founder
Seed Round Stache
Disruptive facial hair
★★★★★4.2 (89)
₾199/day
Startup Founder
Unicorn Whiskers
Series A confidence boost
★★★★★4 (34)
₾249/day
Startup Founder
Pitch Deck Pencil
Investor-meeting minimal
★★★★★4.5 (72)
₾159/day
Simple Process
How it works
Three steps to facial hair greatness. No commitment. Maximum impact.
👆01
Choose
Browse our curated catalog. Filter by vibe: mafia, hipster, or Georgian aristocrat.
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Wear
Visit our Vake studio for a professional fitting. StacheLock™ adhesive included.
✨03
Become legendary
Walk into any room — wedding, boardroom, or supra — and own the moment.
Social Proof
What legends say
Real* reviews from real* people who became unforgettable.
“My wife cried. My mother-in-law fainted. Best ₾499 I ever spent. The Mafia Deluxe made my toast legendary.”
Investment in Legend
Pricing
Transparent rates. No hidden fees. Maximum mustache per lari.
Daily
Perfect for a spontaneous transformation.
₾79/ per day
- ✓One premium mustache
- ✓Professional fitting
- ✓Adhesive kit included
- ✓24h concierge support
Popular
Weekend
Three days of legendary facial hair.
₾199/ Fri–Sun
- ✓Any catalog mustache
- ✓Weekend styling session
- ✓Emergency touch-up kit
- ✓Priority pickup in Vake
- ✓Complimentary mirror selfie ring light
Best Value
Wedding Pack
Make your big day unforgettable (and slightly absurd).
₾499/ full event
- ✓Groom + 4 groomsmen mustaches
- ✓On-site stylist (2 hours)
- ✓Matching mustache wax
- ✓Wedding photo coordination
- ✓Father-in-law intimidation mode
Power Move
Mafia Bundle
The full syndicate experience for your entourage.
₾899/ group package
- ✓Up to 8 Mafia Deluxe mustaches
- ✓Black SUV delivery (simulated)
- ✓Cigar prop kit (chocolate)
- ✓Negotiation confidence +300%
- ✓Lifetime bragging rights
- ✓NDA included (we're joking. Or are we?)
Questions
FAQ
Everything you need to know before becoming legendary.
Philosophically? Yes — they're real premium synthetic masterpieces crafted by artisans who take facial hair very seriously. Biologically attached to your face? That's between you, the adhesive, and destiny.